I’d rather be short :: reasons 1-3

Lay out in kiddie pool

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Super Bowl party

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Dog same size as you

This is the start of a little something that has been on my mind for a while. If you have meandered around the site at all, you will have noticed that I’ve drawn some attention to my small stature. You will have also noticed that I cannot go a paragraph without highlighting a good pun; if you didn’t spot one two sentences ago, that’s okay, but do know that you missed out. Anyway, I am in the works of illustrating and archiving the world’s most celebrated reasons to be small. I’ll add them as soon as the pen hits the paper, so it is going to be an ongoing project. Your suggestions and comments [HINT] are more than just welcome — they are essential for the success of this hall of fame list. Then what? We will tell athletes and models that we feel sorry for them because they can’t stand up straight in a tree house. Or sleep horizontally on a queen sized bed. Or sleep like a cat in an airplane. You get the idea.

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2 Comments

  1. Posted 01/05/2012 at 3:17 AM | Permalink | Reply

    I am immediately sharing this with my dear friend Clara, cute as a button and rocking smallness just like you.

  2. Posted 01/05/2012 at 8:17 AM | Permalink | Reply

    Yes! That is the goal. It’s like the Iowa Nice video but for short people — we KNOW we have it good, but it would be nice to know why.

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